Monday, June 26, 2006
Eviction #9
This Is Big Blogger.
Big Blogger is very annoyed. Annoyed that the nominees this week didn't fight tooth and nail, like a sale at Myer, but these things happen.
But anyway, it is time for the part that you all hate and I really love.
So with out furthar ado, it is time to go.....
This time Diva, try to go through the right door. No no, not the one on the right, the one on the left. No that is the right, try your other right. Oh dang, turn around, it is the other door. Oh forget it. Here comes my helpful assistant Fitty, he will show you the way to go.
This Has Been Big Blogger
Big Blogger is very annoyed. Annoyed that the nominees this week didn't fight tooth and nail, like a sale at Myer, but these things happen.
But anyway, it is time for the part that you all hate and I really love.
So with out furthar ado, it is time to go.....
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This time Diva, try to go through the right door. No no, not the one on the right, the one on the left. No that is the right, try your other right. Oh dang, turn around, it is the other door. Oh forget it. Here comes my helpful assistant Fitty, he will show you the way to go.
This Has Been Big Blogger
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Awww, that is very sad...a second time..I cannot shed anymore tears...can I? Nope....glad to still be here..and now to stick around the cyberhouse until the end...hmmmmm.
Well that just sucks. Hmh.
And by the way, I'm taking my Cabana Boy with me this time. And the remaining cans in that case of Old Milwaukee in the fridge. Try to stop me and I'll...I'll........oh who am I trying to kid? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I don't wanna leave the Cyberhouse! If my nails weren't so long and all one length I would use them to scratch and claw my way back in, but seeing as how they never look this good and I don't want to break any, I'll refrain and go peacefully. With my Cabana Boy. And my beer. And yeah, this lamp, too.
And by the way, I'm taking my Cabana Boy with me this time. And the remaining cans in that case of Old Milwaukee in the fridge. Try to stop me and I'll...I'll........oh who am I trying to kid? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I don't wanna leave the Cyberhouse! If my nails weren't so long and all one length I would use them to scratch and claw my way back in, but seeing as how they never look this good and I don't want to break any, I'll refrain and go peacefully. With my Cabana Boy. And my beer. And yeah, this lamp, too.
Hey now! Carlos wasn't evicted. Why must he go? Cazzie and I will take good care of him. Besides, you might ruin your nails on his tanned, muscular back.
What is this lamp of which you speak? Is it the one with the shade made of human skin that Fitty gave you, or is it Lantern's light that he left behind? Why do you insist on leaving us in the dark with no Cabana Boy? We need something to comfort us, with Big Blogger in an eviction frenzy.
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What is this lamp of which you speak? Is it the one with the shade made of human skin that Fitty gave you, or is it Lantern's light that he left behind? Why do you insist on leaving us in the dark with no Cabana Boy? We need something to comfort us, with Big Blogger in an eviction frenzy.
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