Monday, June 05, 2006
Monday Mumblings
This Is Big Blogger.
Well we don't have any evictions today, so we will have some fun instead.
This one is open to all Cyberhousemates, and Big Blogger viewers, leave your suggestion in the comments section.
There is a fascination with big things. They are a wonderful tourist trap, and you all know the things I am talking about. Glenrowen has the Big Ned. Coffs Harbour has the Big Banana, and Cyberspace has the Big Blogger.
So what would be the Big thing that would put your town on the map?
This Has Been Big Blogger
Well we don't have any evictions today, so we will have some fun instead.
This one is open to all Cyberhousemates, and Big Blogger viewers, leave your suggestion in the comments section.
There is a fascination with big things. They are a wonderful tourist trap, and you all know the things I am talking about. Glenrowen has the Big Ned. Coffs Harbour has the Big Banana, and Cyberspace has the Big Blogger.
So what would be the Big thing that would put your town on the map?
This Has Been Big Blogger
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I say that the town I live in needs a big awakening..they are way too rednecked (no punn intended!) for their own good! The tourist attraction here would be "The big Titties!" Yes, the Big Titties I said!! A great big set of norgs made from concrete that would sit beside the main exit of the Freeway Geelong bound. A sign erected beside it could read, "Come visit this fine town here, home of the famous Big Titties!" There would be a gift shop attatched to the site where you could purchase a set of wobbling titties for your car dash board, or a pair of silicone ones that attatch to your....keyrings..yes keyrings. Or even the ever popular bumper sticker that reads, "I been to Big Titty Town and I am proud!"
I think that'd put our town on the map...even Lonely PLanet would broadcast it on their programme I am sure of that.
I think that'd put our town on the map...even Lonely PLanet would broadcast it on their programme I am sure of that.
Hammistan is the home of the biggest Stewed Hamm fan club. Sadly, there is no gift shop or highway signage at this time...
Hi Dr Evil,
If you built the Big Chair, just for the irony of it, you would have to make it wheelchair inaccessable.
HooRoo
Rebecca
If you built the Big Chair, just for the irony of it, you would have to make it wheelchair inaccessable.
HooRoo
Rebecca
Of course, being smack dab in the middle of the Native American Gambling Mecca of the Universe, we would have the WORLD'S LARGEST SLOT. Not to be confused with the WORLD'S LARGEST SLUT. She's in the next town over. Actually, she is the next town over.
Hillmomba would have a giant Sonic cup full of Cherry Diet Coke. It would lean a bit, like the Tower of Pisa, so tourists could rent huge monster trucks to drive up the side. Being tourists, they would not yet have the hang of driving those monsters, and would get upset. So we would nickname the large beverage the "Leaning Tower of Piss-Off". Inside the cup, we'd have a reservoir for boating and tubing and skiing in the magical elixir. Our citizens would adopt the name of "CokeHeads" for the summer tourist season. That is a change from what outsiders call us: "Meth-Heads". They're just jealous of our #1 national export.
Cazzie!!! said...
I say that the town I live in needs a big awakening..they are way too rednecked (no punn intended!) for their own good! The tourist attraction here would be "The big Titties!"
Cazzie said, eh? I'm sure there have been wars started over less :-)
Puckapunyal used to boast a feature, when viewed from a certain angle, was known as "Tit Hill".
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I say that the town I live in needs a big awakening..they are way too rednecked (no punn intended!) for their own good! The tourist attraction here would be "The big Titties!"
Cazzie said, eh? I'm sure there have been wars started over less :-)
Puckapunyal used to boast a feature, when viewed from a certain angle, was known as "Tit Hill".
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